You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
And then he peed in my hair
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