dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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