Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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