My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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