You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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