We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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