So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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