i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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