I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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