Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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