Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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