he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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