so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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