so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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