it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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