Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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