Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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