That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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