Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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