ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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