I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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