I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
