Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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