Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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