...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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