we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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