aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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