WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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