id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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