Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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