god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
