Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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