I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think I am morally bankrupt
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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