is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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