Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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