What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize