Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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