did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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