Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize