i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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