Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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