I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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