had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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