names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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