i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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