No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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