people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Randomize
