Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
are you so shy because you have an std?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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