he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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