Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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