Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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