she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She even gives head with a lisp.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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