Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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