Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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